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Graphic T's to shock and delight!
This shirt is a real eye-catcher. People will stop and look at your chest and wonder, “What the hell is that?” Tell them it was shot at Brooklyn Flea Market on a Sunday morning. Or tell them it’s your parents and your mom has the beard. These are masks. Should have bought them. Could have scared the kids for years—me and the Mrs. wearing them, ducked down at the foot of their bed, and then slowly standing up as we hear the child stirring in the morning light… Kidding! My kids would have KILLED ME if I done that. The wife too.
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Sewie-ness
Clothie-ness
Wash
Maintain the tee’s quality by washing it in cold water, which helps preserve the fabric and the vibrancy of the print
Dry
Tumble dry on a low setting or hang dry to retain the shape and size of the tee post-wash
Store
Store in a cool, dry place away from direct sunlight to maintain the integrity of the fabric and colors.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (inches) | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 | 32 |
| B) Width (inches) | 36 | 40 | 44 | 48 | 52 |
| B) Half Chest (inches) | 18 | 20 | 22 | 24 | 26 |
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| A) Length (cm) | 71.1 | 73.7 | 76.2 | 78.7 | 81.3 |
| B) Width (cm) | 91.4 | 101.6 | 111.8 | 122 | 132 |
| B) Half-Chest (cm) | 45.7 | 50.8 | 55.9 | 61 | 66 |
What’s a half-chest measurement? Glad you asked:
A half-chest measurement is the width of a garment across the chest when laid flat, typically measured from side seam to side seam, just below the armhole or armpit area. It’s essentially half of the total chest measurement of a garment, not a body measurement.
